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We’d like to present you with the final Harry Potter movie tonight. Unfortunately, we’ve run into some problems.

It seems that we ran into some problems with the script for the seventh movie. As such, Harry and Tom went off the beaten path to remedy the situation. Since Harry was only signed for seven movies, he has met his contractual obligations. Further, he has decided that he’s tired of being cooped up at the Dursleys and of Tom’s constant attacks so he has declined a new contract.

Tom, meanwhile, is pitching a fit because it’s always Harry Potter and the..., never Lord Voldemort and the... so he’s refusing a new contract too.

This means we have no hero and no villain, which of course means we have no movie. Thank you for coming. We hope you enjoyed the previews.

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